Christmas Music Horror

It's that time of year, Christmas is two weeks away and the holiday festivities have been kicked into overdrive. At the mall 'Santa' and his little helpers take toy requests from children, families are flooding to Christmas tree sellers to find the perfect tree to take home and decorate, parents and friends shop for Holiday clearances at stores, sparkly twine, holiday reefs and candy canes cover everything. The decorations, great deals and hustle of the season don't bother me, but there is one thing about this time of year that I can not stand, and that one thing is Christmas Music. However, I can tolerate it for about 30 seconds if I am joke singing the lyrics to someone, but I can not handle listening to the festive music in any serious manner.

'Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer', and no one called the cops, thats illegal, whose gonna tell grandpa?
'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Under the Mistletoe', what would daddy say? His wife is cheating on him with a childhood hero! That is not okay.
'Let It Snow', no, don't let it snow, I have plans today and a foot of snow wont do me any good!